#1- if you see a pig, RUN !!!
#2- don't give anyone a piggy-back ride, or receive a piggy-back ride from anyone
#3- spray all pork chops, ham and bacon with lysol
#4- drink any tonic from Dr. Jack Daniels, Dr. Johnnie Walker, or Dr. Jose Cuervo, or anything form Forres Park Pharmaceuticals
#5- take 2 advil
#6- don't cast your pearls before swine (Jesus said so)
#7- keep your pigs in blankets
#8- negotiate with the leader of the pigs, see if we all can't work this out......
#9- clip the wings of all pigs and hogs
#10- if you become infected with swine flu, gargle with hand sanitizer and apply polysporin to the affected areas
hope this is helpful friends....
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