Professor Matti's Fun Facts

The big toe is officially known as the "Hallux"

The longest single-film is "Berlin Alexanderpatz" (1980) at 931 minutes (15+ hrs)

The United Nations regularly meets with members of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF)

Two out of three people think the other person is an asshole

The largest organ in the human body is the skin.

The name most likely to get your child beaten up by bullies is "Kick-my Ass"

In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice or rats without a hunting licence

Master Splinter, Speedy Gonzalez and Micky Mouse currently reside in Cleveland, Ohio

The average life-span of a dragon-fly is 24 hours (that's why they're always so hyper)

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds; Dory has a memory span of 10 seconds

A "JIFFY" is a unit of measurement of time for 1/100th of a second

Almonds are a member of the "peach" family; Jay Leno is a member of the "douche" family

Leonardo da Vinci invented the scissors; he was also the first person to accidentally stab himself with a pair of scissors

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the English language; so does the sentence "Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz; it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen."

If the entire population of China walked past you single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open (or, for that matter, with your nostrils closed)

The longest fart in history lasted 22 minutes (it was made by Peter Griffin)

Rats are unable to vomit (disputed; see Master Splinter's Facebook page album 'Spring Break in Dominican with the Turtles')

Mushrooms are more closely related to humans and animals than to plants (sorry to burst your bubble Vegetarians :s )

Apples are members of the rose family (note: the last time I gave a girl an apple for Valentine's day, she gave me a middle finger and said it was part of the "thank you" family)

more soon :)