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Questions that Haunt Me

How important does someone have to be to be considered assassinated instead of murdered ?

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting ?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

What disease did cured ham have ?

If a deaf person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing ?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural ?

If professor on Gilligan's island could make a radio out of a coconut, how the hell couldnt he just fix the hole in the boat ?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy that crap from ACME, why the f$&k didnt he just buy KFC ?

If corn oil comes from corn, and vegetable oil comes from vegetables, then does baby oil come from babies?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then does a humanitarian eat humans ?

If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons ?

Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard ?

If all infants go through infancy, then do all adults go through adultery ?

Not even a professor knows all the answers........

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