How important does someone have to be to be considered assassinated instead of murdered ?
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting ?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham have ?
If a deaf person goes to court, is it still considered a hearing ?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural ?
If professor on Gilligan's island could make a radio out of a coconut, how the hell couldnt he just fix the hole in the boat ?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy that crap from ACME, why the f$&k didnt he just buy KFC ?
If corn oil comes from corn, and vegetable oil comes from vegetables, then does baby oil come from babies?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, then does a humanitarian eat humans ?
If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons ?
Why doesnt Tarzan have a beard ?
If all infants go through infancy, then do all adults go through adultery ?
Not even a professor knows all the answers........
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