3/24/10

Professor Matti's Thesaurus 2

More vocab from your friendly neighborhood professor.....

FIBULA (noun): a very small lie

VARICOSE (adjective): nearby

QUARK (noun): the sound made by a well-bred duck

BUMFUZZLE (verb): to confuse one's ass

HOGWASH (noun): the place where pigs go to clean themselves

ABSQUATULATE (verb): to stoop down in such as way as to exercise one's abdominal muscles

SCOOTCH (known also as buck) (noun): a game entailing hurling a tennis ball at someone

FRIDERDAY (noun): what you call Saturday at lunchtime when you've been partying since Friday

REDONCULOUS (adj): insanely ridiculous

WHELMING (adj): just right, i.e. not overwhelming or underwhelming

SHITUATION (noun): a very shitty situation

BALDERDASH (noun): a race to see who loses hair the quickest

REINTARNATION (noun): re-birth as a hillbilly

OSTEOPORNOSIS (noun): a degenerate disease


look out for more soon :)

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