Ram's Laws

Most of you know traditional brains such as Einstein and Newton, literary geniuses such a Hemingway and Shakespeare, and thinkers such as Socrates and Confucius. What most of you don't know is that there once lived a man whose intelligence, literary spirit and worldly insight transcended all of these men....and his name was Manbeharry Ignacius Ram.......

He was born in south India in the early 1800s, and traveled all over the world gaining knowledge and perspective. He eventually migrated to the holy forests of the San Fernando hill in San Fernando, Trinidad, where he lived as a hermit and thinker; it is rumored that he lived to be 176 years old, but no one can know for sure.....

some people say he was the the combined reincarnation of some of the aforementioned men (this is sometimes a phenomenon of reincarnation, ask a yogi, or a yoda); it was rumored that he was the mentor of Gandhi, Einstein, Mother Teresa, Sir Don Bradman and Martin Luther King Jr....yet, the most intriguing thing about this man is that he managed to live in almost complete secrecy, sharing his knowledge with only those deemed worthy. however, I (one of the chosen ones) have decided that it is time to share the legacy of this great scholar with the world. In doing so, I will give you pieces of his legendary insight, known to the most fervent of followers as Ram's Laws.

Ram's First Law of Mathematics:
'The sum of all things is X'

Ram's 5th Law of Wealth:
'He who is without money is broke'

Ram's Theory of Economic Reimbursement:
'Always borrow from he who is pessimistic; he will not expect repayment'

Ram once said:
'I used to be indecisive; now, I'm not so sure'

Ram also said:
'Give me ambiguity, or give me something else'

Ram's law of education:
'Knowledge is power and power corrupts; ergo, education is the root of all evil'

Ram's Law of Suitability:
'If it is made for there, it shall fit'

Ram's 6th law of Being:
"Plastic can't be Board'

Ram's Law of Atheism:
'Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organization'

Ram's Self-Definition:
'I am all things to all people'

stay tuned dear followers...more excerpts from Ram's philosophies in the weeks to come :)