If you dug a hole right through the centre of the earth, and then jumped in, would you stay at the centre, because of gravity ?
At the cinema, which arm-rest is yours ?
How far east do you have to go before you are heading west ?
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP ?
If con is the opposite of pro, then is congress the opposite of progress ?
If a lesbian had sex with a woman but never with a man, is she still a virgin ?
If someone refuses to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest ?
If you use sign language while you eat, is it considered talking with your mouth full ?
Why do they call the Lone Ranger "lone" if he's always with Tonto?
If ghosts can walk through walls, why dont they fall through the floor ?
If money doesnt grow on trees, then why do banks have branches ?
If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes ?
If a stripper gets breast implants, can she write it off in her taxes as a busines expense ?
If Mars has earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes ?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies ?
If you are clean after you shower, why do you put the towel in the dirty clothes basket ?
Are children who act in 'R'-rated movies allowed to see them ?
If you're on the second level of a 3-story house, are you upstairs and downstairs at the same time ?
If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape ?
Hmmmm........
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