Letters
Dear UN Security Council: if North Korea's latest missile launch is any indication of their real military capabilities, then you have nothing to worry about.
Dear Kim-Il Sung: you should have stuck to fireworks to celebrate your grandpappy's birthday.
Dear people of the world: please stop saying 'bling', 'bling-bling', or any combination of words/ expression that includes the word 'bling'.
Dear Universe: please erase the word 'bling' from existence. Thanks.
Dear SCSU: if you're not sure when KFC/ Taco Bell/ Hero Burger will be open, then DON'T FRIGGIN' ADVERTISE AN OPENING DATE!
Dear person/ people who invented "Angry Birds": curse you! You have used your mind control to arrest my soul and enslave me to your monotonous, whimsical and highly entertaining game. Also, those laughing monkeys are extremely annoying. I'm not sure if they're laughing at the fact that I can't kill them, or that I am still hooked on this game, but seriously, (in the tone of Anakin Skywalker in his rant to Padme after slaughtering the sand-people), I hate them!
Dear various professional sport governing bodies: technology is evolving and changing the face of international sport, but clearly you left your common sense somewhere in the past. The use of technology in most professional sports today is far from effective. I understand the desire to keep the human element, which is one of the things that makes sport so enjoyable. But I think you are generally using technology in the wrong areas, and leaving it out of the wrong areas as well. As a die-hard fan of many professional sports, I expect better from people who are supposed to be the "experts".
Dear Maria Sharapova: will you marry me?
Dear Daniel Scott Tysdal: thanks for your unusual, weird, intelligent and very cool writing. Also, thanks for supporting young writers and helping them to develop their talent.
Dear diary: I apologize for some of the dismal entries lately. I promise there is more to my life than "work, eat, shit, sleep, repeat". I should probably offer an apology to my blog followers (all 5....3? of them) for my lack of entries lately. I guess I went through one of those doldrum periods where the process was mostly inward and there wasn't that much coming out. Mental constipation if you will (though the digestion was pretty good). As a result of this inward living, I haven't been doing anything much on the outside, hence my fairly bland entries. Nevertheless, I now feel I am in a good place again and ready to start going on adventures and expressing ideas that will result much better output, but on a public and private level.
Dear faithful blog followers/ generous blog readers: please refer to "Dear diary" above for an apology that pertains to you as well. Also, thanks a lot for reading, and your continued comments are appreciated :)
Dear patience: thanks for having the patience to stick with me.
All the best, and hope to hear from you all soon.
Bless,
Mattieu
Dear UN Security Council: if North Korea's latest missile launch is any indication of their real military capabilities, then you have nothing to worry about.
Dear Kim-Il Sung: you should have stuck to fireworks to celebrate your grandpappy's birthday.
Dear people of the world: please stop saying 'bling', 'bling-bling', or any combination of words/ expression that includes the word 'bling'.
Dear Universe: please erase the word 'bling' from existence. Thanks.
Dear SCSU: if you're not sure when KFC/ Taco Bell/ Hero Burger will be open, then DON'T FRIGGIN' ADVERTISE AN OPENING DATE!
Dear person/ people who invented "Angry Birds": curse you! You have used your mind control to arrest my soul and enslave me to your monotonous, whimsical and highly entertaining game. Also, those laughing monkeys are extremely annoying. I'm not sure if they're laughing at the fact that I can't kill them, or that I am still hooked on this game, but seriously, (in the tone of Anakin Skywalker in his rant to Padme after slaughtering the sand-people), I hate them!
Dear various professional sport governing bodies: technology is evolving and changing the face of international sport, but clearly you left your common sense somewhere in the past. The use of technology in most professional sports today is far from effective. I understand the desire to keep the human element, which is one of the things that makes sport so enjoyable. But I think you are generally using technology in the wrong areas, and leaving it out of the wrong areas as well. As a die-hard fan of many professional sports, I expect better from people who are supposed to be the "experts".
Dear Maria Sharapova: will you marry me?
Dear Daniel Scott Tysdal: thanks for your unusual, weird, intelligent and very cool writing. Also, thanks for supporting young writers and helping them to develop their talent.
Dear diary: I apologize for some of the dismal entries lately. I promise there is more to my life than "work, eat, shit, sleep, repeat". I should probably offer an apology to my blog followers (all 5....3? of them) for my lack of entries lately. I guess I went through one of those doldrum periods where the process was mostly inward and there wasn't that much coming out. Mental constipation if you will (though the digestion was pretty good). As a result of this inward living, I haven't been doing anything much on the outside, hence my fairly bland entries. Nevertheless, I now feel I am in a good place again and ready to start going on adventures and expressing ideas that will result much better output, but on a public and private level.
Dear faithful blog followers/ generous blog readers: please refer to "Dear diary" above for an apology that pertains to you as well. Also, thanks a lot for reading, and your continued comments are appreciated :)
Dear patience: thanks for having the patience to stick with me.
All the best, and hope to hear from you all soon.
Bless,
Mattieu
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