The Return: Professor Matti's Un-Dictionary

Insurection: arousal of an "innie"

exasturbate: to make worse by playing with oneself

vagitarian: a heterosexual man, or a homosexual woman

megahertz: an evil, robotic unit of frequency; leader of the deceptahertz

doppelbanger: someone who looks just like you and sleeps with you

abandick: to leave a man mid sexual intercourse, leaving him frustrated

abstinate: the act of not giving oneself to anyone, no matter how much they beg

ambisextrous: hermaphroditic

pervertisement: a freaky way to get a potential customer's attention

jabbawookee: the sacrilegious offspring of a Hutt and Chewbacca


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