some of my favorite movie quotes

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons', and bail," - Kunu, Forgeting Sarah Marshall

"But why is the rum gone?" - Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper 'no....', " - Rorshach, Watchmen

"I'm going to make him an offer he won't refuse" - Don Corleone, The Godfather

"Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing......it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.."

- Noah, The Notebook


"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"
- Tony Montana, Scarface


"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed. "

"You have many slaves, Xerxes, but few warriors. It won't be long before they fear my spears more than your whips."

"You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.."

- Leonidas, 300

"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with."
- Mac MacGuff, Juno


"“Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny..."

- Master Yoda. Star Wars


"Behold, the 'crossjoint'.....its, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering" - Saul, Pineapple Express


"Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush: DUH!
Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: No sir.
George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah.
George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed."

- Harold and Kumar esacape from Guantanamo Bay


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