Have you heard..........?

Have you heard about the dyslexic atheist? He spent many days trying to convince people there is no Dog......

What about the dyslexic man who walked into the bra......

Or the Dyslexic devil worshiper who did a ritual to Santa..... ?

Have you heard about the blind man who went to the hardware? He bought a hammer and saw.....

Or the dumb man who went to the bicycle shop? He bought a wheel and spoke....

Or perhaps the deaf shepherd who tended to his flock and herd ?

Have you heard how most frogs die ? They kermit suicide.....

Have you heard that a man's body was found face down in bath tub filled with corn flakes ? Police are in the hunt for a cereal killer......

Have you heard about the man who painted his house green? A cow ate it.....

Have you heard about the man who walked into a bar with a piece of asphalt on his shoulder? He ordered two drinks, one for himself and one for the road....

............ :D :D .........more stale jokes coming soon !!