Shit Happens -part 1

 No matter who you are or where you're from, we all know...shit happens !!

Canada: Shit happens EH
 Trini: buh wah shit is dis?
Egypt:  Enough of this shit!
USA: We're the shit
China: our shit is cheaper!
Haiti: shit always happens to us
Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?
Jedi: beware of the Shith: may the Flush be with you
Star trek: to boldly shit where no man has shit before
Tourette's: this fucking shitpiss always happens motherfucker!
Politically Correct: internally processed, nutritionally drained, biological output happens
Math: 2x + 3y -12 = SHIT
History: this shit happened before
Einstein: shit is relative
Shakspeare: To Shit or not to Shit, that IS the question...
Descartes: I shit, therefore I am...
Keynes: governments should intervene in this shit
Friedman: keynes is shit
Kanye: Imma let you finish that shit.....

Look out for part 2 :)